Objavljeno: Ned Jan 05, 2003 8:32 pm Naslov sporočila:
Gledala film, je kul, predvsem smejes se dost.
Najbolj vsec mi je ko punci mam rece:" Moski je glava druzine. Ampak zenska je vrat, in vrat usmeri glavo kamor zeli." _________________ Ask questions, that haven't been answered and answer questions, that haven't been asked.
Pridružen/-a: Sre Jun 2002 12:29 Prispevkov: 1906 Kraj: Tympan
Objavljeno: Pet Jan 10, 2003 12:04 am Naslov sporočila:
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Skrajšani scenarij...
MICHAEL CONSTANTINE
Daughter Of Mine, you are getting old and progressively more unattractive, distant and morose. You need to get married before you become an ugly old hag.
NIA VARDALOS
It's not easy being Greek.
(Suddenly, JOHN CORBETT and his FOREHEAD enter the restaurant)
JOHN CORBETT
Hello, I'm Guy McMale. I'm the perfect man in that I'm maximally passive and posses no opinions of my own except the one that expresses love for the protagonist. Gee, this Greek food is great. If only I had a Greek wife to cook it for me all the time.
(NIA sees him and instantly falls in love with him and his FOREHEAD)
MICHAEL CONSTANTINE
Don't look at him, Nia. He is not Greek and, as the embodiment of all Greek stereotypes, I will not allow you to date anyone who is not Greek. Normally, this view would be considered xenophobic but I'm feeble and pathetic so that makes it okay.
NIA VARDALOS
It's not easy being Greek.
(MICHAEL acts extremely GREEK in a way that is only FUNNY if you happen to be GREEK, otherwise it serves merely to perpetuate a slew of negative stereotypes. Meanwhile, NIA decides to go back to school. In order to gain acceptance by her peers, she sacrifices her image in favour of using make-up and getting contacts, conforming to the body standards of a society she has grown to loathe. She talks to her mum, LAINIE KAZAN.)
LAINIE KAZAN
You did it, sweetheart. You went to school, got pretty and you're making it on your own. Good for you. Now, return to relying on your family by working for your aunt. We're Greek and that's what Greeks do.
NIA VARDALOS
It's not easy being Greek.
JOHN CORBETT
Wow, you're quite attractive now that you've worked so hard to hide your normal appearance. I'm in love with you.
(JOHN meets NIA'S FAMILY, who proceed to be IRRITATING BEYOND BELIEF. This is FUNNY.)
JOHN CORBETT (CONT'D)
I want to marry you, Nia. I'll do whatever it takes, including joining the Greek Orthodox Church, since I have no thoughts of my own other than pleasing you. It's a good thing my family happens to have absolutely no culture whatsoever, because otherwise your request would be utterly unreasonable and you'd be a closed-minded, intolerant bitch.
NIA VARDALOS
It's not easy being Greek.
(JOHN patiently tolerates more IRRITATING GREEKS. The wedding-planning process proceeds in a bland manner, sprinkled with OBNOXIOUS SCREECHING every so often.)
MICHAEL CONSTANTINE
I wanted you to marry a Greek, but you're my daughter and really I just want you to be happy - as any reasonable film character would. I approve!
(The rest of THE FAMILY show their APPROVAL by SCREECHING and BEING IRRITATING)
JOHN CORBETT
I love your family more than my own, Nia Vardalos. And I love you, despite your superhuman blandness.
NIA VARDALOS
It's not so bad being Greek after all.
(They DANCE and ruin the lives of their own children.) _________________
Objavljeno: Pet Jan 10, 2003 5:40 pm Naslov sporočila:
Meni je bil super film!
Se posebej sem se smejala, ker so starsi mojega fanta podobni njenim - kar se tice veliko žlahte, vedno veliko pojedine, sproscenosti....
Moja pa sta bolj v stilu Ian-ovih starsev
Tudi meni je najbolj vsec tisti stavek z glavo in vratom
Zadovoljna s filmom - fajn za sprostitev. _________________
Pridružen/-a: Tor Nov 2002 10:59 Prispevkov: 3494 Kraj: Vukojebina
Objavljeno: Ned Jan 12, 2003 12:00 pm Naslov sporočila:
No ja .. se vidi da je to film bolj za ženske, ker ne vidim da bi keri bil pretirano navdušen razen firestarter pa še to je gledal celi cajt punci v oči. ... Bogve kaj si je mislila o njem če je non stop buljil. :bigeyes:
Jaz sem tudi pogledal film ... pa no ja. Nič kaj ekstra. Sem videl že boljše. Pač tipičen ameriški film ...začetek, zaplet, vrh, razplet ...
nič posebnega. _________________ Put a diper on your face, because there is CRAP coming out of your mouth!
Objavljeno: Ned Jan 12, 2003 6:02 pm Naslov sporočila:
Gledala sem ze ta film ja in se mi zdi dolgocasen...Sploh ni ne vem kok hecn. Konca se pa itak kot vecina ameriskih muvijev....happy endom...tipicno. Upam, da me velecenjeni Gospodar prstanov ne bo tolk razucaru. _________________
Objavljeno: Sre Jan 15, 2003 12:24 am Naslov sporočila:
Ahmmm ... film sem si pogledal kakšen teden nazaj ... doma. Tudi mene ni preveč navdušil, v bistvu se mi sploh ne zdi nevem kaka komedija Res da me je nekajkrat spravil v smeh, to je bilo pa vse.
Nasvet: Rajši si oglejte Heartbreakers ali The New Guy _________________
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